Woman Wanted for Assault

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Woman Wanted for Assault

Courtney Holtzamn is wanted for assault with a deadly weapon. On October 28th at approximately 9:45 pm Courtney Holtzman assaulted another customer at the local Shop Rite in South Philadelphia with a large container of Nutella causing serious bodily injury. If you see Courtney Holtzman please refrain from approaching her she is considered armed and dangerous so please call your local authorities.

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