Redcar drug bust

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Earlier this morning Cleveland police were very grateful to finally announce the apprehend of the four most notorious drug overlords of the north east. The group had numerous warrants out for intent of supply and possession of cocain.
Shane Finn or 'Big Gucci' was the chief commander of the whole operation sitting at the very top of hierarchical tree of the drug market controlling what came in and out of the north east. As well as the drugs charges, Finn had many charges against him for assault and robberies of cargo containers in Teesports main docks.
His thee other henchmen: Joel Gordon- 'Big J', Chris Laver- 'Chrissy 3L' and Kyle Martin who was better known as 'Saville' each took care of any loose ends and any leads to their arrest carrying out threats and numerous assaults to anyone who they felt may testify or place a charge against them. As well as Finn, the remaining 3 bandits also had other warrants for their arrest: Joel had 6 for public nudity, 2 for sexual harassment on female workers at McDonald's restaurants and 1 for sexual exploitation in public. Chris, who was known to be the alcoholic of the group had many warrants for his arrest for robbery in numerous Tesco stores taking large crates of beer with no intention of paying. Lastly, Kyle Martin who was named by the group as a 'naughty man' had over 12 sexual offences related to sexual assault, sexual harassment and sexual exploitation. But it didn't stop there, Cleveland police were in ouch shock to search Martins property to find 17 memory sticks with child nudity and pornography hidden within a retro style Fila coat.

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