Local Man Caught Stalking Actor Ben Affleck

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Authorities were called to the home of popular actor Ben Affleck, perhaps best known as portraying the iconic hero "Batman," to discover a mysterious visitor outside his window. The suspect was later identified in the attached file photo as Jeffrey Miller, a local pastor and family man. At approximately 12:15 am on November 5th, Miller, a self-declared "Benatic," was discovered by the actor when he knocked on the window to have Affleck sign his shirt. Miller was apprehended, and thankfully, no harm was done to our country's most beloved actor. Reporters on the scene were able to get the following statement before the accused was led away in handcuffs and tears:

"I've been a Ben Affleck fan all my life, from Good Will Hunting to Batman vs Superman. Did you know he was even in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? The range of this guy - seriously! He gets a bad rap for 'Gigli,' but with the right director, it would have been awesome. Did you know Ben's a director?" Miller, 41, was dragged off to custody before Gone Baby Gone or Argo could be listed. Oscar winning actor Ben Affleck had no comment.

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