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"CODE RED! APB! Request urgent assistance in locating missing teddy Colin. Dearly beloved companion of Jack (age 1) who has vowed not to sleep until Colin is brought safely back to his cot. Distraught mum Rebecca Laher Livingstone fears he may make good this promise so any information leading to safe return of said Colin will be gratefully received. Last seen in Ballybrack wearing grey. Is known to have the ability to make toddlers sleepy. FindColin2016"
where the words of preacher Sarah Jean Leahy after the sudden disappearance of one Collin (Teddy Bear) who has been missing for a number of weeks now has vanished without trace. The Guarda Síochánta have spoke to the family and have agreed by mutual consent to call off the search. A body has been found in killiney bay, however cannot be connected to the lost Collin as they are teddy bears. The family has been informed that he may be held captive by the Koreans regarding his trade with the Soviet Union in the mid 60s, although Collin's past is something unknown by his family.

Any new information would be vital towards reopening the case.
Sincirely, Micheal D Higgins.

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