Secombe head admits "I like it dirty"

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Secombe head admits

Ryan hallett, 19. Has been accused of offering vulnerable smack heads bifters, weed and cider in exchange for sex acts. We believe mr hallett has a fetish for a good gum job of those smelly breath tramps of his local area.
Ryan had however stated "the smellier the tramp the quicker he'd get aroused" and "I've had upto 6 at once!"
We believe mr hallett spends most of his time waiting behind the secombe library, this is where his shameful acts take place! he is often in a creased white shirt with black school pants and blue huaraches (like the picture below).
Should you see this misfit acting suspicious please contact this number - 0151 678 1733

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