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The internet will turn off around the world in a few days and won't be restored for a year

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Posh twat Tabitha sells weed at really inflated prices

Leah putman robs Tesco

CALLUMS COCAINE ADDICTION

Man dies in bathroom

Kent boy arrested for touching minors

Local girl Katie jo was arrested after she was caught stealing a bmx

Nike are shutting down

Jordan Jane, local Falmouth man, arrested on suspicion of public indecency and urination.

Simone Cunliffe and Dale Horn whanted by rutherglen police

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Jordan Jane, local Falmouth man arrested on suspicion of public indecency and assault Toward a girl.

Mr Quinn caught having sex with a year 11 student

Jordan Jane, local Falmouth man arrested on suspicion on of public indecency and assault Toward a girl.

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Jordan Jane, local Falmouth man arrested on suspicion of public indecency and assault toward a small dog.

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Clowns at meadow mill

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Whyandotte woman charge with 4 counts criminal sexual conduct

Killer clowns in Porthleven

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