Killer clowns in Porthleven

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Killer clowns in Porthleven

A large group of killer clowns have been spotted in Helston and Porthleven. Police are aware of this and are staying alert. Please stay safe!

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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