2 Fall River Men Arrested On Public Nudity Charges
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At 2:00am on Friday, November 2nd two Fall River men were arrested in the Taco Bell parking lot for public nudity. Police arrived on scene after receiving multiple complaints of loud strange inhuman noises coming from a vehicle in the parking lot. Chris Jordan and Rich Barden both members of a local cover band had decided they did not want there party to end after their gig. When police arrived on scene the two men were found in the back seat of a car, nude, with over 40 dollars in taco bell. They appeared to be listening to Nickleback and both physically and with the Taco bell. Once caught Chris Jordan was noted for saying " You know what really grinds my gears? You officer. You."
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