Local Bradford man insists "Aliens do exist"!
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Ryan Browne of Heaton Bradford, contacted police on Friday morning insisting he had been abducted by Aliens. He told officers that he went to bed as usual on Thursday night, but minutes after, a beam of light shone through the window & literally swept him up into the air. The next thing he recall's is laying on a metal table surrounded by "little grey beings". Ryan 35, told journalists he had always believed in the existence of Aliens & had wished to one day have an "encounter of the third kind", but Ryan apparently got more than he bargained for when the Aliens carried out an internal examination with what can only be described as a drumstick! Since the encounter Ryan has taken to wearing a chastity belt in fear of being abducted again.
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