Shark-Type Dog Grins Like the Joker As She Attempts to Castrate Local Men

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A Shark-Type bitch dog, remarkably fondly called by her demented owner as 'Shark Dog' but registered as 'Skylar' has recently attacked several males in Mickleton, the centre of mysogyny in Teesdale.

Also known as Misogynistic Central, Mickleton is known for being a den of Alpha males of various ages, some more despising of women than others.

A breeding bitch and regularly in season, Skylar picks up on the malice vibe of the narrow minded, witch hunting weirdos who roam the lanes looking for knotted poo bags or the sound of laughter, her owner Patsy explained.

'She just dives into their gonads, jaws snapping furiously' Patsy confessed. 'My friend, Eddie, squeals with excitement and doesn't even try to act concerned or help yank her off the poor victims' cod piece and nether regions. I thinks it because some of these males have attempted to set fire to her or dunk her on a very old stool, through the correct channel of the Parish Council of course.

Shark Dog remains at large, despite concerns and local mysogynists in the area have been warned to take extra care and not deliberately lob poo bags or stare at breasts or berate laughter sessions regularly held by womenfolk around the local lanes.

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