Fossa star suffers tragic loss before sundays final

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Padraig Devane of Aghadoe better known in GAA circles as " the gooch" will have to deal with extremely sad circumstances between here and Sundays Novice County Final which will be played in Tralee. The news broke late Thursday evening shortly after leaving Cork with a number of his close friends that his beloved Toyota Corolla died close to its home near the Old Killarney Inn. The cause of death is not yet clear, however close friend to the gooch has claimed that " she was some yoke to go and that she has given padraig great memories the past few years. " The 16 year old silver corolla will be sent for a post mortem to the local mechanic and it is unknown if Padraig will tog out this weekend as described by Darren O Connor " hes very emotional and fragile during this time." Padraig has asked for privacy during this time as he needs to be alone to scale donedeal for hours to find a new whip. There will also be a minutes silence before the game Sunday.

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