Darren 'Donsy' Mahony mad for Polish dolls

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At this stage it's a well known fact that Darren 'Donsy' Mahony, also known as 'MS Mahony- mad for pie radians, is fond of the Polish dolls. In fact, for many Westerners (Donsy included), they’re THE MOST beautiful women on earth. But did you know that Polish women and Polish girls are also retarded slags who are only good for head?

When a Polish woman becomes a wife, she will be a great, experimenting lover (having sex with you almost every night), and a good mother and housewife during the day. Imagine being awakened in the morning by a Polish doll. In Donsys case, Oliwia Kudlacijakedk. When he's out making a living in Dalys chipper van, she's out around Clonakilty and Ross stealing and scavenging for stuff she can use or make a few bob off, as any Polish doll does.

You wouldn't even mind, but when he comes home from a hard burger flipping day she can't even put a tasty bit of scran on the table. It's well known that he is envious of Cathal and his relationship with Regan 'Rego' Hayes. Donsy was once quoted as 'Ladzo the things I'd do to Rego doll are unholy. Holy smores is the a fine thing.'

Donsys brother, Binfarr O Marius, has got himself a fine Irish doll who can put a fine bit of scran on the table for him and won't be nabbing things from the locals. It is hoped that Donsy will give the Polish doll the doorzo and pursue a scran wielding dollzo kid.

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