Man (22) in critical state after drinking four cans of Four Loko
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A man has been admitted to Cork University Hospital after consuming four (that's right, four) cans of the popular alcoholic drink 'Four Loko'. Daniel McCarthy (Inniscarra) is reported to have bought four cans of the drink in a bid to break a personal drinking recording, stating aloud "I'm in love with Four Loko" to the tune of 2015 pop song 'I'm In Love With The Coco'. McCarthy is said to have suffered major internal bleeding and a salivary duct failure as a result of this consumption, as highlighted by the above photograph. CCTV footage on Oliver Plunkett St. suggests McCarthy transformed into a horse and terrorised publicans over the course of the two-hour ordeal. Taoiseach Enda Kenny has warned teenagers of the dangers of consuming such an amount of alcohol, and has put forward a bill in the Dáil to ban the sale of Four Loko. More to follow.
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