Seaham Pervert Snared

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John Temple of Seaham is currently in police custody in regards to a number of reported indecents of indecent exposure that occurred yesterday. It is being alleged that Mr Temple of no fixed abode has been spotted in various location throughout Seaham naked carrying a ladder. One lady who chose not to be named alleges Mr Temple appeared at her bedroom window on top of a ladder and was shouting "do the helicopter dick" whilst shaking his genitals in a circular motion at approximately 2pm yesterday. This is in addition to an early report of an elderly lady who resides at a local care home who claims Mr Temple was shouting at her through an open window whilst she was watching loose women with a cup of earl grey. "I'm gonna give it to you grandpa style" again whilst naked. Mr Temple is to be released on bail pending trial in December. We ask if anyone sees Mr Temple without clothing to contact Seaham Police Immediately. Mr Temple can be recognised by his unusually large head which scientist have alleged can be seen from space.

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