Michael john Elsworth

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Area 53
Wanted for GBH (Garlic bread hunting )
If found ring the police urgently
Or return to Royal Oak

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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Local girl burns down Donatellos over her farts

Holly Elson, 17, Herne bay

Haircuts for soft drinks?

Will Thompson arrested for hunting down and attacking seller !!!

Commuters saw man have sex with goat

Car lover masquerades as Mother to drive Audi to work

McNally gets Parking Fine after trip to the Cinema.

One eyed teen has been accused of rape

Benshams finest backey thief

Carr hill high school shutting down!!!!

Dj Shaun "chunk" Hayes set to play alongside his idol "eyeball" Paul

Micheal Lund love affair

Dont do drugs kids

Alcoholic on the loose

Boring man to be banned from Facebook!

Salg af Canabis

Local Amaroo Resident Caught With Other Boys Getting Down

Robbie finally fucked in the ass

The Long Term Effects of Using a Decent Eye Cream is an Essential Part of a Beauty Routine

HELP THIS MAN MAKE BETTER FRIENDS.

BREAKING NEWS: Harambe and h3h3 Productions Cause Dreamworld Disaster

Wallace high could be shutting down

Kerri-ann leighton proven to be the world's youngest alcholic

BOY LOSES HIS EYEBROWS IN HORRIFIC BLAZE

Thomas aveling teachers to go on strike

Local boy looses his jaw

Killer Clowns decided to visit Parañaque to hunt Mico Septimo

Trump drops out of the race ??

Sarah gamble Hayes spotted

Local lad looses his jaw

Oreo's to stop being made!

Girl,15 missing.