Haircuts for soft drinks?

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We all like looking our best and most of us have a preferred hairdressers/barbers that we trust to take good care of us, but occasionally as the month drags and it seems like payday is never going to come around, some of us might start looking at alternative options.

Have you ever been short on cash and found yourself in the cheaper, alternative barbers just down the road? You know the one I mean, you walk through the door accepting that you'll be leaving with a short back and sides no matter what you ask for. Well how about something a little different? And no I don't mean get your mum to cut it like she would when you were in Primary School (which definitely didn't happen).

Your mum cutting your hair is a big no, but what about your own sister? Well that's just what Robbie Mccormick of Thames Road has been doing for the past 3 years, and now he wouldn't have it any other way "I just love my hair now it's so stylish" (loosely translated from his common tongue, Spanish).

Mr. Mccormick doesn't even have to pay his sister to cut it for him, at least not in standard currency, so what is it that she asks for in return? A single can of soft drink, namely Dr Pepper. Bizarre.

I think I'll just stick to my usual barbers.

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