HELP THIS MAN MAKE BETTER FRIENDS.

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Jacob Perkins, 17 sad lonely years old, is looking for more friends. He's lonely and looking to mingle. Does that mean he's looking for a girl, find out for yourself!? He lives in Spring Hill, Florida.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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