BREAKING NEWS: Harambe and h3h3 Productions Cause Dreamworld Disaster
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A ground breaking discovery has left local and federal police kinda fucked up (Maybe it was the piss-up, who fuckin knows). They now believe that Harambe (Other known aliases: Harambae, Mah Nigguh) and h3h3 Productions teamed up to cause this horrendous "accident". H3h3 used his multiple necks to flip the Thunder Rapids raft into the air and Harambe R.K.O'ed those fucking shit-cunt. The recent team up is due to a lack of love for the two by Elijah Stevens. So basically, this cunt Elijah (Or Marl, who gives a fuck) caused the accident. It was fine that those gays died. Even better, those kids got first-hand experience on what happens to the gays. But i guess those other two didn't deserve it so, Boo-Hoo???
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