51yr old sets on fire his own business with partner locked in it but partner had the keys on him

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51yr old Dave Raphael Griffor of Port Huron recently bought in Norte mexican restaurant on 22 w Adams st in downtown Detroit. Last night according to sources the 51yr old tried to lock his partner Mitch Resetar of exodus rooftop in the tool box but mitch had the keys left in there from before. After that he continued to set the bar on fire with hot peppers that were on sight. The Detroit Fire Department came within minutes and put out the fire. Thank God the toolbox was fireproof and Resetar after covering himself with a roll of condoms he always keep on him was rescued with a mild bonner and ton of cash for some reason from that toolbox. Dave G is still at large. Apparently this isnt the first time Dave G "plays" with fire. According to friends of Dave Griffor, last year the adult club "legends" was closed down for over a year cause of fire as well after Daves night out there. If anyone has any information please contact DPD.

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