Woman Discovers Cave Scriptures Revealing What Will End the World
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The discovery of a hidden cave reveals the secrets to what will end the world. Douchi Veu, 20, of Baynes Valley stumbled upon a hidden cave when she went out for an adventurous hike . Veu said she decided to take on a new route and never thought she would end up in such a mysterious place. Some how she got off the path and ended up discovering the cave. Veu says she could not be more amazed at what she discovered.
"Along the walls are carvings and pictographs of what the future holds." says Jenski "We can prevent this if we all vote!" With careful examination, experts revealed its chilling accuracy. Pictures and scriptures predicting some of the biggest historical moments were carved deeply into the stone walls.
At the south end of the cave, a carving resembling Trump was apparent. With careful analysis, experts discovered that the end of the world would come if Donald Trump was elected president. It seems chaos would eventually erupt because of Trump's unintelligible decisions that would eventually lead the country to clash with others. This would eventually carry the entire would into it's end.
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