Young Cloonkeen Man Unsatisfied with City Pints
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A young Cloonkeen native, Dillon Keane, has openly expressed his contempt for pints of draught Heineken in numerous pubs across Galway City after making displeased statements such as "The heads on these pints aren't dome-like at all" and "This pint is goin' down pure shlow".
The 19 year old student has told us that although he much prefers enjoying perfect pints of Lager from his local pub back home, pints of Heineken in the city will "have to do during the week shur". *City Publicans were unavailable for comment at the time of interview.*
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