Longford Woman wins award for "Most Frequent Coppers Visitor"

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Aisling Gillen, a UCD medical student, has been awarded a "coppers gold card" for her commitment to the notorious nightclub "Copperface Jacks". Ms. Gillen has been spotted in Coppers 346 times over the past 3 years and there's no signs of her slowing down.



Upon trying to contact Aisling, she first commented
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M IN COPPERS."

When we had gotten through to her, she informed us;
"Ah sure, yeah, I love the sesh. I go to Coppers 'cause half me cousins go there. Can't bate an auld shift too. Not shifting me cousins. No, take this quote out. SURE WHAT IF MARY GILLEN SEES THIS".

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