Curry King Missing.
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Tonight Scotland Yard issued details of a man who is wanted in connection with their inquires. The Man they are looking for has several pseudonyms.. mainly Duffle Coat Dick And Mackintosh Minty... He is often mistaken for Dennis Heeleys love child.
His last known name was Mick "Morris Dancer" Storey . This name being given because when his Wife Nicola asks him if hes having a can of Carling he always says "No" to which he replies "Pull my other leg its got bells on ".
If you see this man be careful. He likes to feed you curries which positively disable your rear end the next day.
His wife said "Im sure hell turn up soon. His toilet roll is in the freezer. Come back later on "
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