Young Mother Attempts To Sale Her Child For Duff on Halloween

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Young teenager by the name, Kay Lyynn Brown was arrested for attempting to sale her son (Josiah Landon Delzo) for senthetic marijuana early Halloween morning. The suspect claims she would never commit such a crazy crime. "I love my son! I would suck a billions of penises for my son. This is a huge mistake!" Shouted Kay Lynn as she waa taken into police custody. "Before questioning, the suspect seemed conpetely under the influence." FBI, Dr. John Fallen explained. "We won't get any information out of her this way! Our main focus is to find her son, by that we just let her sober up." Leading further into investigation, investigators revealed that Kay Lynn had lots of contact with the child's father, Angello Delzso. She was constantly asking Angello for any drug connections, they called it "DUFF." Though, there was constant communication bewtween the two, there seems to be no connection to Angello Delzo in this case. Mrs. Martha Edds added. Investigators noticed Kay Lynn has several siblings & the connection lied in the smallest detail. One of her older sisters, Cerrise Garcia. Cherrise's ex boyfriend known as "40" had offered Kay a deal. Acorriding to the audio "Yo, I have a guy here that wants to buy Josiah & have sex with you, but he'll only do it on Halloween! What's in it for me? Kay Lynn questioned. "He said you can have unlimited access to his duff supply whenever you like. " 40 said. "DEAL!" Kay Lynn agreed. "I'll leave him at the abandon house on spring st. Let me just say my good byes." The young boy was found tied up later Halloween night, and in harsh conditions it apperares he had been there for days without water and food. Blood test also reveal the boy had been high off loads of senthetic marijuana. Kay Lynn and others accessory to this crime will be sentecd with 30-65 years in jail. Kay Lynn aslo refused to cooperate and spoke freely without lawyer, so by that was charged to the full extent of the law.

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