Missing Boy Charles Edgar found stuck in complex web of lies

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Missing Boy Charles Edgar found stuck in complex web of lies

Charles Crockford missing south east Londoner was found trapped in a complex web of lies in the seaside town of Eastbourne at the weekend. The 20 year old virgin was found emaciated but still attempting to wriggle free from the filthy labyrinth of shit which he claims 'swallowed him whole', whilst having his tummy rubbed on the Sunshine Coast at the weekend. He claims to 'OK' but his family and friends say he has lost the understanding of his own sexuality whilst trying to escape the mysterious web.

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