Fermoy man being investigated over his involvement with a 15-year-old girl through Tinder

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Dylan Thebault has told of being questioned by gardaí over his involvement with a 15-year-old girl through Tinder.

Fermoy man said he did not realise the girl was underage when they arranged to meet using the mobile dating app.

He met with her last year despite being in a relationship with his girlfriend, who wishes to remain unnamed, who is now pregnant with their child.

Thebault (21) was questioned by gardaí and a file was passed to the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP), the matter is still being investigated.

In his interview, Thebault said he thought the girl was at least 19 and only realised her true age when contacted by her father.

"The girl said she drove an old-style Jaguar. She sent me a picture of the car. It was harmless online chat. When she sent nudes was when I really got a horn. All I could keep thinking was fuck me boy some baps on this bitch I can't wait to get deep in this piece of meat," he said.

The Fermoy man said he met with the teenager up behind Tjs while on his way to Centra for a chicken roll, which we can confirm contained spicy chicken, mayo, cheese, sweet corn and relish.

"When we met, she looked at least 19 or 20. The horn on he was so large it made me dizzy. Fuck me boy was my balls sweating" he said.

However, Thebault said he "started shaking with fear" when he received a phone call from the girl's father two weeks later.

"I fucking shit myself so I did, I though it was Bear Barry ringing me but that gowl would never do that to me. Shoutout to Joe Murphys Menwears", Thebault added.

The Fermly man said he was asked to attend Fermoy garda station to be interviewed and "fully cooperated".

Thebault said he tried to get an injunction to stop a Sunday newspaper reporting on the matter, but the publication went ahead.

He said his girlfriend "broke down" when he explained what happened to her after the article went to press.

"I don't know what it is with me, but sometimes I just can't help myself from pressing the self-destruct button. It's not an excuse, but it is part of my addiction," he said.

Describing his girlfriend, Thebault said: "She means the world to me but, like most men, I love looking at beautiful women. I always have."

"I was on Tinder. I had no need to be near that service but I was. Why? Temptation. Curiosity. The hunt for a high that gambling normally provided."

The case is still being investigated.

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