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On November 1 around 10:00 am Kelvin Maxwell was arrested after a violent stand off with Greenville Police. Kelvin maxwell was caught trying to steal a 50 lb dog of bag food. Witnesses state that he was very angry because the cashier wouldnt hurry up and that he was yelling at her and when she didnt move any faster he said "**** it im just walk out" and began to do so. Thankfully athorities were already posted outside the exit. Officer Briant began to question Maxwell and it was then that things took a turn for the worst Maxwell dropped kicked officer Briant and ran into his black hummer H2. Officer Briant immediately called for back up. Police chased Mawell for 20 min before maxwell began to fire shots with his Ar 15 injuring 2 police officers and at least several dozen pedestrians. Mawell was finally caught when he lost control of his vehicle crashing into a building. His last words before being arrested were "black power and **** the police" Mawell has been arrested on a bond of 300,000,000 with almost 2million in city damages.

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