Shaun Davies exposed HE STARTED WW1

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Somebody once told me
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So, I'm making death threats and calling people "ni?gger"
Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger
Never you mind I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y'all can suck on my cocks

[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news

[Interlude: Keemstar]
Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude
Oh, fuckin righteous fucking nigga, Alex, is doing this shit
Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole
Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigga
I only do this show for money, that's it, alright
I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam
I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you
Fuck the fans

[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you'd call this news

[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Somebody once asked "Can you spare me from harassment
Your content is a fucking disgrace"
I said "Yep, and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"

[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running
Even if I get banned I'll just keep on coming
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from being a dick
My revenue stream, it is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don't you know
I'll do anything for a little dough

[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on, Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole, Keemstar caused WW1