CREA revenue for the month of September and October at all-time high
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CREA, a student café in the University of Amsterdam, has seen its profits soar in recent months. Speaking to Manager Louis Van Gaal about it, he stated: " it's a great shock to us. We can only thank our customer of the month, she really loves the place...like really!".
The customer of the month is unknown to the paper, but we believe it to be an Irish female studying Political Science at the Masters level.
We hope to get in contact with the student in the coming days so bare with us!.
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