Kildare Teen Charged with Beastality

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A young man will be jailed for having sex with his dog in Clane, Co. Kildare.

18 year old teen who is locally referred to as Dan Hahn was charged with sexual assault against his dog, Scotty and was caught by the people in the community.

"It was a ruff day for me" confirms Scotty.

On Tuesday 28 of October , local garda, Patrick O'Siochru, executed a warrant at Daniel's home and his computer and DVDs were seized.

Forensic examination revealed videos of extreme pornography and bestiality, including videos of Mr Hahn having sex with his own dog. He will be arrested and remanded into custody.

''As soon as we became aware of his crimes, we removed the dog from his possession and will now be looking to re-home it''.

According to the gardai, the alleged dog rapist will be charged for abusing the animals. Mr Hahn allegedly forcefully imposed himself sexually upon the animal victim.

Daniel Hahn is due to appear in count and face these charges in February 2017.

''The information which will led to Daniel's arrest and subsequent conviction came largely from community intelligence and I hope the sentence passed will send a clear message that we are prepared to take positive action whenever we receive information like this''.

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