Local Skryne boy, Paddy Carpenter, runs out of Mallons to fall in love with.

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Local Skryne boy, Paddy Carpenter, runs out of Mallons to fall in love with.

Sources say the 18 yr old has been vigorously searching the internet for relatives of Ciara, Claire and Caoimhe 3 past unsuspecting and local Mallons who he can now prey on.

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