Matthew Hammond

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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Matthew Hammond

Handsome 37 year old all tound good guy

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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Pakistan Banned from World Cup after failing to meet international Standards
Tom Hendrix Donates all his property and assets to the Clinton Campaign
Student from clinton central high school gets arrested for moshing
Gabi Fulton had sex with a hot dog
Man barred from star bingo for chatting up the old dears
Jacob Smith wanted for smelling push bike seats!!
Local girl shot dead after despute with freind
Local teen left traumatised after brutal attack
Jacob Smith wanted for sniffing push bike seats!!
Young Talent Kian
Randy Waldrum Donates Ranch to the Clinton Campaign and Illegal Immigration
Breaking news
LOCAL BIRKENSHAW MAN CAUGHT RAPEING HIS OWN HAND
Teacher gets knocked the fuck out
Man arrested for filling innocent girl in hot piss
Girl age 13 get some stuck in Asda toilets
Man Found frying Bacon on a Camp Stove in Tesco
Crackhead Smokes all crack and meth up in Guymon.
Eilidh Shankland (13) Caught being sly in public
Suplex City Bitch
Son of kerry ledgend footballer found dogging other lads trying there girlfriends days after they break up
Dude Gets Caught Giving Head Behind A Church
BEAWARE ALL HALLOWS
Mr mullen arrested trying to board a flight to siria
Teen Becomes Millionaire Overnight
POLICE warn little kids and teenagers
Worker Re-Quits Job after losing yet AGAIN
Looking For Palmetto Woman
Connor Sanigar arrested for assullt on Barry road
Girl teaching people how to draw eyebrows on
1 Year Old Found Guilty
Swansea Scout Young Star Finlay
Palmetto Woman Arrested This Morning
Breaking news!!!!!alien lands in spacecraft in macroom square, stay in doors
Chinese dog stealer
Mother & Son Escape Death By Millimeters!!!