Randy Waldrum Donates Ranch to the Clinton Campaign and Illegal Immigration

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Friends and family were speechless when Randy Waldrum, a former advocate of the second amendment and Republican, decided to donate his ranch located within the safe area of the great YO Ranch located in Texas to Hillary Clinton's campaign. Mr. Waldrum donated the ranch to give future President Clinton "her own Crawford, Texas like George W. had." Mr. Waldum also has asked that the ranch be used as a safe zone for any immigration traffic between the U.S./Mexico border and the cities of Houston, San Antonio, and others. Lastly, Mr. Waldrum donated a large amount of money to Hillary Clinton's campaign to ensure that she would win. "Randy Waldrum is a good American," Hillary Clinton said on a campaign stop in San Antonio, Texas. "Randy cares about the well being of so many hurt and hungry illegal immigrants. His ranch will stand as a point of independence and freedom for many immigrants coming to our country. This ranch will also serve as a great place for me to rest and rejuvenate while overseeing the process personally." When asked by media to comment, Mr. McDonald stated that he had no comment as it was time to come out of the closet and stop lying to his family and friends about being a Republican and said, It's time to come out of the closet once and for all.

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