Lambda Chi Alpha Cal Poly Fraternity Kicked off Campus

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Lambda Chi Alpha, often referred to as "Lambda", has been known to be the top Fraterniry house at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo for many years.

When it comes to Greek Life, everyone knows that Fraternities are more than what they say they are. Unfortunately, the society we live in today feel the need to consume alchol drinks, haze younger men, and force minors to participate in anything having to do with drugs.

This Halloween, Lambda Chi Alpha decided to throw a party that turned out to be a nightmare.

An anonymous girl came home from the party at approximately 2:30 am, and claimed that a member of the fraternity had taken advantage of her. This sexual assault filed into a police report and has been being looked at and studied for the past couple days.

President Humphries, dean and chair of campus activities and organizations, decided to not hesitate but immediately kick Lambda Chi Alpha off campus.

This issue is being passed to the police and will possibly lead to arrests and/or prison time.

You guys are all fucking retarded this isn't real hahaha.
But still fuck lambda.

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