BREAKING: Penn State Cancels 11/5 Football Game

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BREAKING: Penn State Cancels 11/5 Football Game

In the early hours of November 2, Penn State Athletic Director Sandy Barbour held an emergency press conference, announcing that the University would be canceling Saturday's anticipated game against the Iowa Hawkeyes. When pressed for answers by reporters at the press conference, Ms. Barbour responded that the game was canceled because she heard that a "squad from Commack, NY was coming to the game. The word on campus is that it's going to be 'lit.' Pennsylvania State University is not prepared for these rascals."

We will continue to bring you live updates as the situation unfolds.

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