Hopkinton Resident Briefly Leaves DuBois Library

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Aidan Kennedy, 21, of Hopkinton, Massachusetts, has finally taken a brief break from his hiatus of being fun. Kennedy has spent the majority of the past two weeks in UMass' W.E.B DuBois library, knowing fully that he will not encounter any of his roommates there. "I had to take some time for myself, but now I'm ready to see my roommates for a little bit," said Kennedy, an average fourth year student.

Kennedy did not even do that great on the test that took him approximately thirty hours to study for. "An 83 is better than I expected," Kennedy said. While an 83 is not a poor grade, a smart student would most likely have gotten at least a 95 on this exam.

Although his roommates state that it is 'different' having Aidan back around the house, they do not expect this change to last. "He is a pretty shit roommate anyways," said Cameron Rothfuss, who has known Kennedy for several years. "I don't expect this to last, he'll probably just end up at Meg's or something," Rothfuss added.

While Kennedy leaving the library is an incredible feat, only time will tell how long it takes him to return.

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