Young boy stolen by Scots
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Owen Ferguson was allegedly stolen by 3 Scottish men in a white van. Ferguson was last seen at around 13:45 on Monday 31st October in the estate of Albany (Norton, Stockton-on-Tees) buying cigarettes for the local minors at the Wine Cellar.
It is said that Ferguson's mother,Barbara, is outraged at the recent events regarding her sons kidnapping. She spoke to our team last night. "It is a disgrace. They see a young half Scottish boy and decide to take him away to unleash his inner Scotland ways, I will not tolerate my son walking about with his friends wearing a bastard kilt looking like a beaten pig".
Cleveland police have issued an arrest warrant for the 3 Scottish men in kilts, but warn citizens to be cautious as these men are unpredictable and are reportedly addicted to haggis, and if they don't get their daily haggis they go on a killing spree and become Aberdeen's version of "Jack the Ripper" and skin young half Scottish boys alive.
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