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A wild hybrid of Nixon and baby grinch has escaped Area 51. Nobody knows where it came from but rumour has it that it was the work of a severely sick bastard, Nobby. Nobby made the creature out of old shoes and magic dust that he stole from his carers handbag. Help turn in this hideous cretin to keep our cities safe.
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