BRAKING NEWS!! GIRLS GET CAUGHT STEALING DILDO
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Megan Canndy of Fennville Mi was caught trying to smuggle a 14in long 4in wide dildo out of the Rivertown Mall. When law enforcement finally got to speak with the young lady all she could say was "Im sorry but I've fucked all the guys in my town so I thought I would experiment with something bigger". Chef Harold said this is the craziest thef he has ever seen in the 40yrs of him being head security at the mall. There was also several other individual's involved in this attempt. They where caught with minor things such as Lube,Condoms,Edible underwear, and some Marijuana. The 2 girls where released into there parents custody. Megans last words before she was released where "Hey guys if your down im down"... We will update u with more.
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