Asia Shamwow: The Strongest Woman in Cleveland

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To know Asia Shamwow is to know she loves musicians line PARTYNEXTDOOR and Gucci Mane. You also know she's nice with the paintbrush. You might even have a piece of hers hanging up in your apartment. I actually do.

But most importantly, you know about Asia's unwavering love for her Cleveland sports franchises. Her beloved Cavaliers are still riding high after clinching a championship this past June, and the Indians are on the brink of doing the same thing as well. Asia is living every sports fan's dream.

Until it comes to the Cleveland Browns.

Week in and week out, Asia takes to Twitter armed with her DawgPound hashtag and ready to go. "Okay Browns!", she chants after the Browns do literally anything. However, through all the excitement, Asia's Browns somehow still walk away with a loss. After so long, you would think one would be tired of subjecting themselves to such abuse.

But not Asia.

At what point do you draw the line? At what point do you say, "I am no longer equipped to watch my favorite football team lose every single weekend?"

We may never know. But in any event let's all salute Asia and her amazing strength. Because, she might be the only one left in Cleveland who still has this much faith in the Browns.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.