Terri, 16 drinks till the death
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Miss Terri McFarlane of Coatbridge born and bred in Airdrie has been found in the loft of mr penmins gaff, dead. police and ambulance say this is due to consuming to much alcohol and 'palcahol' which is a new substance made of powdered alcohol. Mrs McFarlane, mum of youngster is horrified by the incident and is now in custody for murder, Liam penmin has been chopped to fuck and is in a stable condition in the royal infirmity.
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