Haledon woman arrested early morning for knocking out a homeless man for staring at finances breasts ..

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Early Sunday morning Brandy Rivera of Haledon has been taken into custody after knocking out a homeless man for staring at her fiance's breasts. " I don't give a f*k if he's homeless , I'll be damn if anybody disrespect me ! " She said after being thrown in the back of a Haledon Police car. " All I wanted was some breakfast !! We heard from the police car as it sped away. Her fiancé Bethanie did not want to give a statement. She had a terrified look on her face as she drives off in a Nissan to the police station to try to bail Rivera out as soon as possible.
" He looks terrible , " says officer Tucker after examining the victim , " He does smell like shit tho , these motherf*kers need to be put away somewhere. Nobody told him to fuck with that girls fiancé. He got knocked the fuck out ! " Ambulances rush the homeless man to St. Joseph's in Wayne where the homeless man is said to be in critical condition , but he gon' be iight !

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