Adel Man Arrested For Penis Slapping

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A 32 year old Adel man was apprehended at his residence late Friday night under suspicion of assault. Travis Scott Sr. has been accused by several individuals for slapping them with his penis at random. Reports state and many witnesses have come forward and named Scott as the suspect.
"It just happened all of a sudden" says a woman who asked to remain anonymous. "As I walked my pet goat towards my home, I looked back and bam boom pow! I was struck across the face with a penis." The witness also stated that as the suspect fled, she saw his face and recognized him as the upcoming rapper Pimp T, aka PT .
Another witness and victim also asked to remain anonymous but said that as she exited her vehicle, she was slapped by a penis and knocked back into her car. She also recognized the suspect as Mr. Scott.
The investigation is ongoing and Scott is being held in the Crook County Jail. His bond was set at $60,000. When asked by authorities the reason for the random attacks, Scott stated that his reason was simple.. He's tired of the haters and plans to slap them all with his penis, one by one until they put some respect on his name and something about "Choppa Game SERIOUS" Boss? Whatever that means...
More details will be giving on this case as more information comes forward. Local authorities urge all Cook County residents to be aware of their surroundings at all times. If PT is seen and you know you're a hater, please run in the other direction! His chopper game is serious!

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