Glenmore drive slaughterhouse

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A man has been arrested today after what can only be described as a scene out of a horror film.when gardai entered a house in Glenmore drive Drogheda co. Louth in the early hours of sunday morning they found the slaughter . In a follow up search of the property mr Ian Fitzpatrick(23) was found in a semi concious state in the attic water tank. "It was absolute butchery,they were lying in evrery room" said superintendant andrew watters. Local sinn fein TD Gerry adams said that he hadnt seen anything like this in about four months. There were fifteen victims in the house in total. All of them were a shade of blue and named bavaria. There wasnt a drop left in any of them. Further up the road in an area named locally as the "well green" there were another three victims found as well as the bag in which they were transported in. The bag is described as a blue and red striped plastic bag with a broken handle on one side.When questioned by gardai Mr Fitzpatrick stated"i was on me way home with me cans and the handle bust on the bag and one fell out and exploded. I just snapped i dont remember anything after that. Tell me ma im sorry" Mr fitzpatrick has forty five previous convictions for arson judge flan brennan was once quoted saying "he knows his way around a lighter alright". A file has been sent to the DPP.

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