BREAKING NEWS!! Paducah area "Meat Woman"
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This woman has done a lot of not-so good things in her years on our precious green planet but THIS tops it. Last night, witnesses claim to have seen THIS woman breaking into & stealing over 450 HOT DOGS!!! That's right folks, hot dogs. She's either having one hell of a party, or its just a party in her pants. Either way, can we get some of that? Authorities are looking for her now to make an arrest after she was indeed caught on camera at Walmart at approximately 4:32 a.m, Sunday October 30, 2016. If you know her whereabouts you are encouraged to call us at 1-270-442-tell
$25,000 cash reward. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. SHE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS, with hot dogs that is.
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