Wife leaves husband because his penis was to big
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In Chillicothe, Ohio a lady divorced her husband today claiming it was because "His penis is just to big for me, and I can't take it". The couple have been married for close to 9 years and had three children together and a step daughter. Both work and lead positive lifestyles. Wife claims "I like having a full belly, but not a belly full of dick. And when he would tell me to kiss it I could only fit the tip in my mouth". Other comments made by the wife were "It would stretch and tear me everytime" , "like stuffing a hotdog into a penny roll". The husband made bo comments just shoke his head up and down with an enormous grin, and one helluva buldge.
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