Jamie Doyle (18) Caught Doing MDMA In A Kids Playgroung

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Jamie Doyle (18) was caught doing MDMA in a kids playground (Finglas West) . He was caught taking class A substances and selling it to 12 year olds girls . In a interview Mr . Doyle told us about his experiences on MDMA ."The second time I did MDMA I was rolling at a party my house was throwing and absolutely rolling balls, all happy and shit. When I started to become less floored and able to talk with people I started chatting up this girl I had never met before. After a while she noticed my gigantic pupils and was wondering what I was on. I had told her "MDMA! WANT ONE?!" and she accepted.
I was still rolling balls and she was just beginning to start coming up when she looked me dead in the eyes and said that she had "always wanted to try sex on MDMA." Well, normally this would be a great opportunity but the thing is, I'm a Kinsy-6 gay. Very, incredibly homosexual. But I was also rolling and didn't want to disappoint my new best friend. After smoking a bowl or two of the dank my junk started working again and I did her. In the butt.

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