Portsmouth man caught fornicating with chicken at local goodwill
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Saturday, October 29, police say they apprehended Cameron Morman, 20 of wheelersburg, oh after several complaints were made of screeching noises coming out of the goodwill bathroom. Apon hearing the sounds, the manager placed a phone call to the police fearing that someone was being harmed. After entering the bathroom, police discovered the young man with his pants around his ankles fornicating with a chicken. He quickly tried to flee but didn't make it far. when later questioned he stated: "i was just looking for some discount slayer shirts when I was set up. I didn't fuck no chicken, the only chicken I ever fucked was Callie cole." more on the story as it develops.
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