Cards will never ever be as good as the Cubs.

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The Chicago Cubs rule! What else is there to say. Sure they will lose some, but not many. Long live Theo.

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Local man wanted for catching and torturing a rare crab

Crazy cat woman in Blackpool, was found suffocated in her bed.

Independent Pro Wrestler gets signed

Mall incident at bus station

Andrew also know as "chkn Nget " is arrested for stealing chicken nuggets and large fries

Local Morgan County Teen is in love with a Panda!

Man in jail for stealing at local Walmart.

Nebraska passes law stating that street racing isn't a crime

Chyenne Owens on the loose and ready to kill

Duval County Woman In Jail For Running Over Chicken

Dog molester Identified

Young teen from bridgeview caught smacking niggas

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! WE HAVE CONFIRMED THAT TOMORROW THE WORLD WILL END

Krystal fake asf

Local woman arrested for indecent exposure despite being nature enthusiast

Diego on the loose fingering ass

Man fled on foot then opened gun fire.

Krystal is cool

Man has sex with cow

Everything gone bad

Guy caught shitting in mall in Hamilton

WANTED! Rewards up to 500$

Homeless man seen running around in the girls locker room

Young teen was caught hoeing around

Cash reward for information that leads to an arrest

Cancerous weeb found dead after MemE overdose

David E Curry Have die tonight he WAS find die at he home he overdose

David E Curry Have die tonight he overdose

Teenager had a 40 glock in school

Two Bogalusa women killed in New Orleans traffic accident

Female Teen Arrested for Bashing Another Females Head Into A Brick Wall

Kirkcaldy man charged