Bronx Campuses are getting replaced...

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Bronx Campuses are getting replaced...

According to fox news the school called The urban assembly for applied math and science/Mott hall/Validus preparatory academy in Claremont Pkwy are shutting down on july 30th 2017 to built a strip club called "JUMP THAT APPLE"


Their will be built a "Strip Club" because their has been many cases where people are running butt naked on valentines day yelling "POLE, TAKE ME!"



A man who really had the nerve to speak out towards this CAMPUSES was interviewed" and this is what he said.

"I am tight My G,I have to pay $2.50¢ living in this crazy neighborhood for about 54 year's and having to pay that much? See I used to be a train driver and used to fall asleep on the seat cause idga*- Gets cut off. -WHILE LIVING IN DEBT.-


A woman by the name of Jaluva said
" TOO MANY, TOO MANY *to many what?* People walking butt naked down the block on valentines day through 3am-5am yelling "Pole take me"

Well, That is all the news from today! Fox news.

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